Perhaps at some point years from now I will print out the years and years of these joke round-ups that I have done and bind them into a proper book that may be placed into a vault so that one day, generations from now long after we’ve destroyed ourselves my silly little fart jokes will serve as a great archeological and sociological find, offering a peek into what life was like “in the before times.” This will be my legacy.
5/2
What if you stuffed one of those long, multi-colored clown handkerchiefs up your butt before a prostate exam? That would be a fun surprise for the doctor.
5/4
My brain trying to come up with a punny team name for a golf outing: "Okay, golf-related words. Fore is definitely a golf term. And sometimes people play for money and call it Skins....nope, just gonna stop right there."
5/9
Somehow my son asking if he could buy Robux turned into me telling him about the game Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball.
5/23
I subscribe to the advice "never stop dating your wife" but more specifically that part of dating after you've already farted in front of each other.
5/28
I feel like everything in life got worse when Nintendo stopped making products in that translucent Atomic Purple casing.
5/28
When the blanket is just a little too warm so you gotta kick your leg out to regulate your temperature.
5/29
BREAKING: Kevin and The Zits announce they are pulling out of the Freedom 250 concert.
Yep, this will be my legacy.
-Ryan
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