This isn’t even embarrassing anymore. Is 3 jokes the least I’ve ever had in a month? What an absolute disappointment I am. If I were to try to defend myself here I’d point out that I have been so busy and burnt out that if I’m not actively working on something my brain has substituted anything resembling an actual thought for just a series of fart noises.
8/3
Pockets are the best
8/13
This morning in a work chat Microsoft Copilot described me as "a licensed escalator of nonsense" and I don't know if I've ever felt more seen.
8/20
Twice in the last week I have found a loose chicken patty in our downstairs freezer. One on the top shelf underneath waffles and the other on the door with a bag of broccoli. There has not been a package of chicken patties in the freezer for them to have come out of. I have eaten them both times.
So that’s it for this month. –fart noises-
Ryan