9/1
Started at the bottom...
9/2
I can't unsee this.
9/4
67% of people can fuck right off.
9/5
This is just asking for trouble.
9/7
My wife and I have decided to start
trying for a baby. In accordance with this, she told me that she looked up a
fertility calendar to find out when she's most fertile. I asked her to let me
know when the calendar says she's semi-fertile because, historically, at her
most fertile she will pop out twins and I'm only trying to have 1 more kid.
9/8
I really don't understand religion.
This was on the church door.
9/9
My wife and I have very different
opinions on what the "what's mine is yours and what's yours is mine"
mantra of marriage entails. She thinks it means she's entitled to eat some of
my chicken nuggets and I think it means that if she keeps reaching for my food
she's gonna lose a finger.
9/14
I ate at Waffle House at 1 o'clock
this morning. I wasn't even drunk, I just love eating and have no self respect.
9/14
We're supposed to run a 5k tomorrow
and today my wife "conveniently" ended up with a kidney infection.
I've never worked that hard to get out of running.
9/15
A couple of friends and I had a
shrimp boil the other day. We had a bit too much of the (rather spicy) seasoned
broth so we dumped some of it in the yard. Suddenly I'm concerned about what
it's doing to my stomach if it did this to the grass.
9/21
Went bowling with the family
tonight. I won all 3 games, which my daughter was not happy about, leading her
to very loudly say, "Can you please stop beating us?!" Needless to
say, some eyebrows were raised at the bowling alley.
9/24
Note to self: Do not attempt to buy
a new jock strap and cup for hockey online at work. Just a bunch of pictures of
dude's crotches all over my computer.
9/25
What is with his attitude?
9/26
I wish Trump would wear a tan suit
or order a sandwich with dijon mustard so Republicans would finally have
something to get angry about.
9/27
The St. Louis Blues' longtime
national anthem singer retired at the end of last season. As the start of this
season gets closer, there are a lot of people online asking who will perform
the anthem now and I just keep responding with this picture:
9/28
I guess they just let anyone drive these
trucks.
9/29
Damn, I was too late.
9/29
I do not recommend this.
As you know
may know from one of my previous posts, I have 5 sweet gum trees in my
yard. So for the foreseeable future I
will be in the yard with a rake and a bad attitude.
-Ryan
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