I barely wrote anything that even remotely qualified as a joke once again this month. And let’s be real here, nobody is going to read this shit anyways.
4/2
My greatest fear in life might be ingrown toenails.
4/3
At this point I think my kids just load the dishwasher wrong out of spite.
4/14
Vice City for life.
4/24
I am easily one of the highest ranked Dr. Mario players in this family.
Maybe next month I’ll suck less. Not fucking likely, but we can always hope.
-Ryan